Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Actual newspaper want ads listed with a sense of humor…
Washer: Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed -- $100.
Snow blower for sale: Only used on snowy days.
Free puppies: Part German Shepherd, part dog.
Cows, calves never bred: Also, one gay bull for sale.
Free puppies: part Cocker Spaniel, part sneaky neighbor's dog.
Full-sized mattress: 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out for a while. Better be a reward.
Nice parachute: Never opened. Used once. Slightly stained.
Free Yorkshire Terrier: Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
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