Wednesday, April 1, 2009
NEW HOLIDAY SUGGESTIONS...
MY SUGGESTIONS FOR NEW FEDERAL HOLIDAYS
January 2 – NATIONAL ‘RETURN TO EATING JUNK FOOD’ DAY
February 3 – NATIONAL ‘GROUNDHOG STEW’ DAY
February 15 – NATIONAL ‘EATING CROW DAY’ (CELEBRATED MOSTLY BY FORGETFUL MEN)
March 18 – NATIONAL ‘TAKE YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR FRENCH HORN BELL’ DAY
April 13 –NATIONAL ‘HIDE YOUR CONDUCTOR’S BATON’ DAY
June 17 – NATIONAL ‘SEE IF A FLUTE FLOATS’ DAY
June 18 – NATIONAL ‘SUPER GLUE A TROMBONE SLIDE’ DAY
August 11 - NATIONAL 'CUT DRUM STICKS IN HALF' DAY
September 5 – NATIONAL ‘BREAK A CLARINET REED’ DAY
November 1 – NATIONAL ‘SWITCH THE VALVES ON A TRUMPET’ DAY
November 27 – NATIONAL ‘HIDE A SAXOPHONE’ DAY
December 13 – NATIONAL ‘LOOSEN THE STRINGS ON A VIOLIN’ DAY
Dec 24 – NATIONAL ‘HUG A TUBA PLAYER’ DAY
Happy April Fool’s Day…Bud
January 2 – NATIONAL ‘RETURN TO EATING JUNK FOOD’ DAY
February 3 – NATIONAL ‘GROUNDHOG STEW’ DAY
February 15 – NATIONAL ‘EATING CROW DAY’ (CELEBRATED MOSTLY BY FORGETFUL MEN)
March 18 – NATIONAL ‘TAKE YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR FRENCH HORN BELL’ DAY
April 13 –NATIONAL ‘HIDE YOUR CONDUCTOR’S BATON’ DAY
June 17 – NATIONAL ‘SEE IF A FLUTE FLOATS’ DAY
June 18 – NATIONAL ‘SUPER GLUE A TROMBONE SLIDE’ DAY
August 11 - NATIONAL 'CUT DRUM STICKS IN HALF' DAY
September 5 – NATIONAL ‘BREAK A CLARINET REED’ DAY
November 1 – NATIONAL ‘SWITCH THE VALVES ON A TRUMPET’ DAY
November 27 – NATIONAL ‘HIDE A SAXOPHONE’ DAY
December 13 – NATIONAL ‘LOOSEN THE STRINGS ON A VIOLIN’ DAY
Dec 24 – NATIONAL ‘HUG A TUBA PLAYER’ DAY
Happy April Fool’s Day…Bud
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