Friday, December 19, 2008

Christmas songs Brain teaser #3 Answers


The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas carols:
ANSWERS:

Approach everyone who is steadfast: 'Oh Come All Ye Faithful'

Ecstasy toward the orb: 'Joy to the World'

Listen! The Foretelling spirits harmonize: 'Hark, the Herald Angels Sing'

Hey, Minuscule urban area southeast of Jerusalem: 'Oh Little Town of Bethlehem'

Quiescent Nocturnal period: 'Silent Night'

The Autocrat troika originating near the ascent of Apollo: 'We Three Kings'

The primary carol: 'The First Noel'

Embellish the corridors: 'Deck the Halls'

I'm fantasizing concerning a blanched yuletide: 'I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas'

I apprehended my maternal parent osculating with a corpulent unshaven male in crimson disguise: 'I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus'

During the time ovine caretakers supervised their charges past midnight: 'While Shepherds Kept their Flocks by Night'

The thing manifests itself at the onset of a transparent day: 'It Came Upon a Midnight Clear'

The coniferous nativity: 'O Christmas Tree'

What offspring abides thus?: 'What Child is This?'

Removed in a bovine feeding trough: 'Away in a Manger'

Creator, cool it, you kooky cats!: 'God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen'

Valentino, the roseate proboscises wapiti: 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'

The slight percussionist lad: 'The Little Drummer Boy'

Father Christmas approaches the metropolis: 'Santa Claus is coming to Town'

Seraphim we aurally detected in the stratosphere: 'Angels We have Heard on High'

The tatterdemalion ebony atmosphere: 'O Holy Night'

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Christmas songs Brain teaser #3

The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas carols. {Nobody has gotten all the correct titles yet!)


Approach everyone who is steadfast:

Ecstasy toward the orb:

Listen! The Foretelling spirits harmonize:

Hey, Minuscule urban area southeast of Jerusalem:

Quiescent Nocturnal period:

The Autocrat troika originating near the ascent of Apollo:

The primary carol:

Embellish the corridors:

I'm fantasizing concerning a blanched yuletide:

I apprehended my maternal parent osculating with a corpulent unshaven male in crimson disguise:

During the time ovine caretakers supervised their charges past midnight:

The thing manifests itself at the onset of a transparent day:

The coniferous nativity:

What offspring abides thus?:

Removed in a bovine feeding trough:

Creator, cool it, you kooky cats!:

Valentino, the roseate proboscises wapiti:

The slight percussionist lad:

Father Christmas approaches the metropolis:

Seraphim we aurally detected in the stratosphere:

The tatterdemalion ebony atmosphere:


(Answers tomorrow)
[Mikey's funnies]

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

‘Twas the week after Christmas…


It’s the week after Christmas,
I’m crabby and I’m broke.
I’m so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I’m gonna croak!

It’s nice to see the relatives -
I wonder when they’ll leave.
They’ve been camping in my bathroom
Since early Christmas Eve.

They’re eating everything in sight
And sleeping in my bed.
I’m sacked out in the basement
With a blanket o’er my head.

Now the relatives have all gone out
And left their screaming brats,
The toilet bowl is all plugged up
And I can’t find the cat.

It’s Christmastime at my house,
The family is all here.
They eat me out of house and home,
And drink up all my beer.

My mother-in-law is snoring
In my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
And tinseling her hair.

I oughta wake her up
Before the fireworks begin,
But I wanna see the sparks fly
When they plug her in.

Now the kids are in a free-for-all,
The girls against the boys,
They’re fighting over boxes
‘Cause they’re bored with all their toys.

I love the Christmas spirit
And the sleigh bells in the snow
But I wish those pesky relatives
Would take their kids and go!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Christmas musical


Many of you came out to see the Christmas musical 'Once Upon a Holy Night' this past weekend to make fun of me...thanks!
Just kidding! It was good to see many of you again.
I hope to see you Tuesday evening (12/16) at St. Columban's on the Lake (Rt. 5 in Sheridan). We'll begin Christmas caroling at 6:45 pm.
Please join us as we sing for the residents.

Merry Christmas!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

From Bud's World

Director of Purchasing: Lois Bidder Instrument repairman: Anita Hammer Attorney: Gil T. Azell

A look back at Christmas in the ‘Good old days’ (Silver Creek)
From ‘Once Upon A Time’ by Marion Thomas
“How did Silver Creek celebrate the holidays in the 1820’s? The little town was originally called Fayette, NY and the only permanent building in the community was the home of the original settler, John Howard (now 24 Howard Street). There would have been few family reunions, for distances were too great in that day and families too widely separated, since most of these settlers were New Englanders. If friends or relatives were in neighboring pioneer communities, they would be arriving either in ox-cart or on horseback. The holiday dinner, of course, was very different from today’s version. Life was still too primitive, too limited and restricted by circumstances to permit anything other than the foods that came close to nature: wild game, Indian corn meal, and such dishes as could be prepared on an open fire in pots hanging from the crane and in iron kettles on little legs that could stand in the coals.
The emphasis of the holiday without question would have been put upon the church service where these families could join together in their devout holiday with a feeling of close unity. Who would have conducted the service is a question. It might have been the Rev. George Lane, the first Methodist Circuit Rider who formed the first “Methodist Class” in Fayette. To these few families bound together by necessity in a comparative wilderness where newspapers, books, periodicals of any kind were not available, a preaching service was a privilege and above all others, an experience to be fed upon.”
[‘Once Upon A Time’ – 1976]

From the Choir Loft
Please join us for a time of Christmas caroling this Tuesday evening (12/16/08) @ 6:45 pm at Saint Columban’s on the Lake (2546 Lake Road – Route 5) Sheridan, NY. We will most likely be roaming the halls of the residence singing traditional Christmas carols. Please wear comfortable clothing under your winter coats, since the facility is usually kept quite warm. Even if you can’t carry a tune in a bucket, bring your bucket and help us wish the residents a Merry Christmas!

'Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!’
One perishingly hot day in July 1945, Jule Styne and Sammy Cahn were in Los Angeles to talk with their publisher, Edwin H. Morris. Their business finished, Cahn suggested that they go to the beach to cool off. But Styne, always businesslike, thought they ought to work a little first. He suggested that they cool off by writing a winter song. Cahn finally agreed and dashed off the beginnings of a lyric; Styne responded with the beginnings of a tune. Before long, ‘Let It Snow!’ was finished.

#1 Song on this date in history December 14
1970 – ‘The Tears of a Clown’ (Smoky Robinson & The Miracles)
1968 – ‘Are You Lonesome Tonight?’ (Elvis Presly)
1942 – ‘White Christmas’ (Bing Crosby)

History of Christmas Toys Timeline: ‘Slinky’
Question from last week: While searching for a suspension device to ease rough sailing on battleships during World War II, navy engineer Richard James discovers that his torsion spring might make an interesting child’s toy. This toy is still manufactured in Hollidaysburg, Pennsylvania on the same 8 machines that James began with over 70 years ago. What toy is it?
Answer: Navy engineer Richard James found that a torsion spring will “walk” end over end when knocked over. James brought the discovery home to his wife, who named the new toy “Slinky.” If stretched end to end, the Slinky toys sold since 1945 would wrap around the world over 126 times.

Next week: John Lloyd Wright, the son of architect Frank Lloyd Wright, introduces a new toy in 1916. He is inspired by the way his father designed the earthquake-proof ‘Imperial Hotel’ in Tokyo, Japan. What popular toy did he design? (Answer next week!)

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Friday, December 12, 2008

Buffalo Bills fans...


The New York State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Buffalo. For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills

Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”

Q. How do you keep the Buffalo Bills out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A. To the Ralph Wilson Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Elf Pet Peeves...


~ Ever since they hit the big time, those Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.

~ Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"

~ Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.

~ Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf."

~ Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.

[Mikey's Funnies]

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Christmas songs brain teaser #1 (Answers)

The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas
carols: ANSWERS:

Quadruped with crimson proboscis: 'Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer'

5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise: 'Silent Night'

Minuscule hamlet in the far east: 'O Little Town of Bethlehem'

Ancient benevolent despot: 'Good King Wenceslas' (or some believe in Jolly Old
St. Nicholas)'


Adorn the vestibule: 'Deck the Halls'

Exuberance directed to the planet: 'Joy to the World'

Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing: 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing'

Yonder in the haystack: 'Away in a Manger'

Assemble, everyone who believes: 'Come All Ye Faithful'

Hallowed post meridian: 'O Holy Night'

Fantasies of a colorless December 25th: 'I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas'

Tin tintinnabulums: 'Silver Bells'

A dozen 24-hour Yule periods: 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'

Befell during the transparent bewitching hour: 'It Came Upon a Midnight Clear'

Homo sapien of crystallized vapor: 'Frosty the Snowman'

I merely desire a pair of incisors: 'All I want for Christmas is My Two Front
Teeth'


I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red: 'I Saw Mama Kissing
Santa Claus'


Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy: 'Walking Through a Winter
Wonderland'


Aloft on the acme of the abode: 'Up on the Rooftop'

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Christmas songs brain teaser #1


CHRISTMAS SONG TEST - 1
The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas carols:


Quadruped with crimson proboscis:

5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise:

Miniscule hamlet in the far east:

Ancient benevolent despot:

Adorn the vestibule:

Exuberance directed to the planet:

Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing:

Monarchial trio:

Yonder in the haystack:

Assemble, everyone who believes:

Hallowed post meridian:

Fantasies of a colorless December 25th:

Tin tintinnabulums:

A dozen 24-hour yule periods:

Befell during the transparent bewitching hour:

Homo sapien of crystallized vapor:

I merely desire a pair of incisors:

I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red:

Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy:

Aloft on the acme of the abode:


(Answers tomorrow!) I'll bet you don't get them all right!

Christmas Holiday Fact Guide...

Did You Know?

Did you know that Christmas is the largest card-sending holiday in the United States? More than 1.9 billion cards are sent to family and friends every year -- one billion more than the 192 million cards given or sent on Valentine's Day, the nation's second largest card holiday.



Did you know that December 19th is the busiest mailing day of the year? The U.S. Postal Service delivers some 20 billion letters, packages and cards between Thanksgiving and Christmas, with December 19th seeing double the number of parcels than any other day of the year.



Did you know that as many as 30 million live (real) Christmas trees are sold every year in the United States? In 2004, live Christmas tree sales amounted to more than $506 billion in revenue for America's 22,000 tree farms. The state leader in Christmas tree production is Oregon, with sales of $143 million.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Strange Christmas facts...



Based on a 1999 estimated population count of North America and Europe, on Christmas Eve of that year Santa Claus had to visit 42,466,666 homes in a 12-hour period -- that's 983 homes per second.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Great Quotes...



"There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity."
~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
~ Johnny Carson

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
~ Fred Allen

"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."
~ Mark Twain

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
~Anonymous

"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."
~ Fran Lebowitz

"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."

~ M. Kathleen Casey

"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"

~ Anonymous

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Thank you


for all the birthday greetings!
Yes, it's my birthday today!

Thank you...