Thursday, May 8, 2008
Church Choir on Mother's Day (5/11)
necessarily have to sing along, but we'll take any contributions by the kids (and I know that can be dangerous!).Mother's Day Funnies

Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Today's Funny
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Sheridan Community Chorus video link

Sheridan Community Chorus

Monday, May 5, 2008
Bud's World (5/4/08)
Bud was experiencing a very tough time in his life. He felt his faith slipping and was desperate. He pulled out his Bible and decided to randomly open it up to get a word from God. So he flipped pages and stopped at Matthew 27:5, which says, “Judas went out and hanged himself.” He thought he'd try it again and Luke 10:37 came up, where Jesus said, “Go and do thou likewise.” So he quickly flipped to another verse and landed on John 13:27, which says, “What you are about to do, do quickly.”
Now you know how Bud became a church musician.
I was just wondering…
If a fly lost its wings, would it then be called a “walk?”
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs?
Bud’s Bass Humor

The symphony orchestra was performing Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. In the piece, there's a long passage, about 20 minutes, during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around that whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one.
After slamming several beers in quick succession, one of them looked at his watch and said, “Hey! We need to get back!” “No need to panic,” said a fellow bassist. “I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor's score together with string. It'll take him a few minutes to get it untangled.” A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra.
About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and mentioned it to her companion. “Well, of course,” said her companion. “Don't you see? It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded.”
Wit or Wisdom?
“Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.”
“No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.”
“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”
Today in History

May 4
1970 – 4 were killed in a riot at Kent State University
1942 – Food was rationed for the 1st time in the United States
1923 – New York State revoked prohibition
1626 – Native Americans sold Manhattan Island for $24 in cloth and buttons
Church office: (716) 672-2048, Bud: (716) 934-7734, email: tubamanbud@gmail.com
For choir / chorus or church music updates:
www.frombudsworld.blogspot.com
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
You are cordially invited
The chorus rehearses at The Sheridan United Methodist Church (2679 Route 20) in Sheridan, NY 14135. Rehearsals are Tuesday evenings 7:15 - 8:30 pm and Thursday evenings 7:00 - 8:30 pm. No auditions necessary. Members are asked only to make as many rehearsals as possible.

PracticeTrax CD's are supplied to each singer. PracticeTrax™ are a great way to teach individual voice parts to choir members. Each PracticeTrax contains the recording of the entire musical with the specific choir member's part louder than the others, so you can rehearse your part at home.
For more information contact Bud @ (716) 934-7734 (tubamanbud@gmail.com)
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Today's Funny


Monday, April 28, 2008
The Sheridan Community Chorus project
What will happen when we reach the magical number of 100 singers?

The birds will sing louder, the sun will shine brighter, your children will be more polite, the mpg of your car will increase, your flowers will bloom longer, your boss will appreciate you, and Bud will get a pleasant personality.
We need your help!
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Choir & Chorus rehearsal was great
know we can do it together.Bud
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Choir / Chorus schedule
Monday, April 21, 2008
Today's Funny

Saturday, April 19, 2008
Today's funny

The Pope lands at an airport just in time to get to an important meeting. His limo driver speedily takes off, but the Pope needs him to go faster in order to get to his meeting on time. The Pope asks the driver to switch places so the Pope can drive.

They speedily take off again, but unfortunately, the speeding car is stopped by a cop.
The police officer takes one look at the situation and radios in to police headquarters. He tells the chief that he's got a pretty important person on his hands.
The police chief asked, "Is he more important than the mayor?"
The cop said, "Yes."
Then the chief asked, "Is he more important than the governor?" The cop said, "Yes."
Then the chief asked, "Is he more important than the President?" The cop said, "Yes."
Finally, the chief asked, "How important can he be?"
The cop said, "I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver."
Friday, April 18, 2008
Today's Funny
The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made."

Thursday, April 17, 2008
Today's funny
Thought of the day
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
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