A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but, amazingly, neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars, there's nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and remain as friends for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely we should drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
We would love to have you join us in our choir. There are no auditions. We are looking for everyone who enjoys worshipping the Lord in song. The music we use is very "singable," and enjoyable. We rehearse immediately following each Sunday morning service ending before 12:00 noon. If you need to sit while you sing, I’ll make sure we get you a stool. (And a note for you guys…there are at least five women for each man!)
The Sheridan Community Chorusrehearses at S.U.M. every Tuesday and Thursday evening at 7:00 PM in preparation for Easter. Why not join us?
If you're interested, contact Bud Lowery at email@example.com
Wit or Wisdom
"The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday…is to forget it once."
Today in history
1979 – The 200th episode of "All in the family" aired
1966 – John Lennon claimed The Beatles were more popular than Jesus
1960 – Lucille Ball filed for divorce from Desi Arnaz
1924 – The song ‘Happy Birthday to you’ was 1st published
1902 – The American Automobile Association was founded in Chicago, Illinois
1841 – William Henry Harrison gave the longest inauguration speech of 8,443 words
1793 – George Washington gave the shortest inauguration speech of 133 words
1791 – Vermont admitted to U.S. as the 14th state (1st addition to original 13 colonies)
1789 – The 1st Congress declared the U.S. Constitution in effect (9 Senators & 13 Representatives)
History of the Hymns
Meanwhile…1879…128 years ago…in the United States…
President: Rutherford B. Hayes…V.P.: William A. Wheeler
Milk was sold in glass bottles for the 1st time
Frank Woolworth opened his 1st "5 and 10¢ Store" in Utica, NY
James Gamble developed "Ivory Soap" named by Harley Procter
The 1st artificial ice rink in North America opened in Madison Square Garden (NYC)
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