Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Sheridan Community Chorus

We had a great rehearsal last night (3/4) including some members of the Cattaraugus Community Chorus and our narrator (Dick Peters).

The weather was a little "iffy," since there was quite a bit of snow/freezing rain.

Next rehearsal is Thursday (3/6) at Sheridan United Methodist Church @ 7:00 PM.

Today's Funny

Real company signs

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a house's fence: "Salespeople welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a propane filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills."

~ Mikey's Funnies