Thursday, October 30, 2008

Alice Hanks

Alice M. Hanks, age 85, of Weinberg Campus, Getzville, formerly of Sheridan, died Thursday, October 30th, 2008 at her residence. Alice was a former Sheridan Community Chorus member and long-time resident of Sheridan. Alice and her husband, Neal, were members of The Sheridan United Methodist church until they recently moved into the Weinberg Campus in Amherst.

Friends are welcome to call at the Riles & Woolley Funeral Home, 39 Main Street, Forestville on Sunday from 2-4 & 7-9 pm. Funeral services will be held Monday morning at 11 o'clock from the Sheridan United Methodist Church, Main Road, Sheridan, with Pastor Molly Golando officiating. Private Interment will be at the convenience of the family in Sheridan Center Cemetery. The family suggests memorials may be made either to the Sheridan Fire Dept., PO Box 122, Sheridan, NY 14135 or to the Sheridan United Methodist Church, Main Road, Sheridan, NY 14135. To send condolences go to

Our thoughts and prayers are with Neal Hanks and the entire family.

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10. Musical Recliners
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8. Hide and Go Pee
7. Simon Says Something Incoherent
6. Doc, Doc Goose
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3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear
2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy


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