Thursday, March 15, 2007

The difference in the birth order

BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
PREPARING FOR THE BIRTH: 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time - breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.