Monday, April 9, 2007

Language of the "experts" (joke)

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of the "experts:"
"It has long been known..." means "I didn't look up the original reference!"
"A definite trend is evident..." means "These data are practically meaningless!"
"Typical results are shown..." means "This is the prettiest graph!"
"In my experience..." means "Once!"
"In case after case..." means "Twice!"
"In a series of cases..." means "Thrice!"
"It is believed that..." means "I think!"
"It is generally believed that..." means "A couple of others think so, too!"

Sheridan Community Chorus

Sunday, July 1, 2007 The Sheridan Community Chorus will present a patriotic musical at Sheridan United Methodist Church @ 2679 Route 20 Sheridan, NY 14135.
This will be a patriotic celebration giving thanks to God for the blessings he has bestowed upon our county, and this will enable us to honor our military veterans.
If you, or someone you know would like to join us, please contact Bud @ or call the church office at (716) 672-2048.