A.) God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q.) WHO WAS THE GREATEST COMEDIAN IN THE BIBLE?
A.) Samson...He brought the house down.
Q.) WHAT EXCUSE DID ADAM GIVE TO HIS CHILDREN AS TO WHY THEY NO LONGER LIVED IN EDEN?
Q.) WHICH SERVANT OF GOD WAS THE MOST FLAGRANT LAWBREAKER IN THE BIBLE?
A.) Moses...He broke all 10 commandments at once.
We have officially begun our Easter cantata season. We are having chorus rehearsals every Tuesday and Thursday evenings at 7:00 PM at Sheridan United Methodist Church. We will present the wonderful, new Easter musical: ‘The Sacrifice’ by Steve Moore & David T. Clydesdale. In this musical, the audience worships with the choir, while the lyrics, visuals and filmed characters from the Bible appear on screen to enhance this powerful audio/visual experience. We need you and your friends.
Cherokee "rite of passage"
Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's "rite of passage?"
The youth’s father takes him into the forest blindfolded and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not take off the blindfold until the light of the sunrise shines through it. He is all by himself. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a "MAN." He cannot tell the other boys of this experience. Each lad must come into his own manhood.
The boy in our story was, naturally, terrified. He could hear all kinds of noise. Beasts were all around him. Maybe even a human would hurt him. The wind blew the grass and earth and it shook his stump. But he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could be a man.
Finally, after a horrific night the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he saw his father sitting on the stump next to him - at watch the entire night.
Our heavenly Father promised us: "I will never fail you. I will never abandon you." (Hebrews 13:5)
"If God takes you to it, He'll lead you through it."
Today in history
2006 - V.P. Dick Cheney accidentally shot his friend in a hunting accident
1979 – Ayatollah Khomeini seized power in Iran
1964 – 1st public appearance of The Beatles in the U.S. (Washington, D.C. Coliseum)
1950 – ‘Rag Mop’ by The Ames Brothers hits #1 on the charts
1941 – 1st "Gold Record" presented (‘Chattanooga Choo Choo’ by Glenn Miller)
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