Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Sheridan Chorus schedule

The remaining performances of the Patriotic musical: 'Our Flag Was Still There' is as follows...

Tuesday, July 22 @ *7:00 pm @ Gowanda Nursing Center:
100 Miller Street Gowanda, NY 716.532-5700

Tuesday, July 29 @ *7:00 pm @ Laona Playground
Route 60 (south of the 'Transfer Station') Laona, NY

Saturday, September 20 @ *2:00 pm @ Silver Creek Grape Festival
Silver Creek Village Park near gazebo & big white church (1st United Church)

* These are start times. Please report 30 minutes earlier.

Today's Funny

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained.

"She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.

"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."