Monday, August 18, 2008

Bud's World

3 Little Piggies go to dinner

The three little piggies went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes to take their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggy says, "Well, somebody has to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

I was just wondering…
Can dead batteries be given out free of charge?

From the Choir Loft
The choir has the privilege of praising the Lord in song every Sunday. Our goal is to support and enhance the efforts of Pastor Molly as she teaches and encourages the congregation here at Sheridan United Methodist Church. We would be honored if you would join us. We rehearse immediately following each Sunday morning service. You’ll be home in time for lunch.

Wit or Wisdom?
“We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities
brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.”

~ John W. Gardner
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing,
the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.”

~ James Dent
“The really happy man is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.”~Anonymous

Today in History August 17
1998 – President Bill Clinton was the 1st President to appear before a grand jury (re: Monica Lewinsky)
1962 – The Beatles replaced Pete Best with Ringo Starr
1961 – Construction of the Berlin Wall began
1959 – U.S.S.R. & Iraq signed a contract to build a nuclear reactor in Iraq
1957 – Alice Roth was hit twice by foul baseballs (1st in stands broke her nose, 2nd while on stretcher)
1933 – Lou Gehrig broke the record by playing in his 1,308th consecutive game
1891 - 1st public bathhouse with showers was opened in NYC

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ABC'S of singing

J = Jumping Jacks. If you are having trouble getting your body completely involved with singing, try doing some cardiovascular activities, like jumping jacks, for a few minutes before getting started again. Sometimes your instrument simply needs an airflow wake-up call.

Vocal coach Yvonne DeBandi

Today's funny

What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

Outlaws are wanted.