Thursday, February 28, 2008

Sheridan Community Chorus

Please remember there is no Sheridan Community Chorus rehearsal tonight (2/28/08) at Sheridan United Methodist Church.

Today's Funny

Retirement Center

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."