Friday, December 19, 2008
The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas carols:
Approach everyone who is steadfast: 'Oh Come All Ye Faithful'
Ecstasy toward the orb: 'Joy to the World'
Listen! The Foretelling spirits harmonize: 'Hark, the Herald Angels Sing'
Hey, Minuscule urban area southeast of Jerusalem: 'Oh Little Town of Bethlehem'
Quiescent Nocturnal period: 'Silent Night'
The Autocrat troika originating near the ascent of Apollo: 'We Three Kings'
The primary carol: 'The First Noel'
Embellish the corridors: 'Deck the Halls'
I'm fantasizing concerning a blanched yuletide: 'I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas'
I apprehended my maternal parent osculating with a corpulent unshaven male in crimson disguise: 'I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus'
During the time ovine caretakers supervised their charges past midnight: 'While Shepherds Kept their Flocks by Night'
The thing manifests itself at the onset of a transparent day: 'It Came Upon a Midnight Clear'
The coniferous nativity: 'O Christmas Tree'
What offspring abides thus?: 'What Child is This?'
Removed in a bovine feeding trough: 'Away in a Manger'
Creator, cool it, you kooky cats!: 'God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen'
Valentino, the roseate proboscises wapiti: 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
The slight percussionist lad: 'The Little Drummer Boy'
Father Christmas approaches the metropolis: 'Santa Claus is coming to Town'
Seraphim we aurally detected in the stratosphere: 'Angels We have Heard on High'
The tatterdemalion ebony atmosphere: 'O Holy Night'