Wednesday, October 8, 2008

1st Snowfall of the season...

In case you often complain about our weather, here's a picture of my brother's backyard last Sunday (10/5/08).

Oh, by the way, he lives in Anchorage, Alaska.

Senior Citizens' Questions/Answers

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 65 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 65+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 65+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 65+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 65+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “Gosh, I remember these.”

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, right?

~ Written by Betty White