Thursday, November 27, 2008

Thanksgiving 8,000 calorie poem

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner
stay off your thighs!

~ Unknown

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”

~ Irv Kupcinet