Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are still missing.

Actual newspaper want ads listed with a sense of humor…

Washer: Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed -- $100.

Snow blower for sale: Only used on snowy days.

Free puppies: Part German Shepherd, part dog.

Cows, calves never bred: Also, one gay bull for sale.

Free puppies: part Cocker Spaniel, part sneaky neighbor's dog.

Full-sized mattress: 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out for a while. Better be a reward.

Nice parachute: Never opened. Used once. Slightly stained.

Free Yorkshire Terrier: Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.