Monday, May 19, 2008
WHAT DO YOU CALL...
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? A dog that runs for help...after it bites your leg off.
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.