~ Ever since they hit the big time, those Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.
~ Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"
~ Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.
~ Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf."
~ Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.
[Mikey's Funnies]
