Friday, April 18, 2008

Today's Funny

A little girl asked her father, "How did the human race come about?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made."

Two days later she asks her mother the same question. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her father and says: "Dad, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Mom says we developed from monkeys?"

The Father answers, "That's simple, honey. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your mother told you about her side."
Chorus rehearsals for our upcoming patriotic musical: 'Our Flag Was Still There' have begun. Rehearsals are Tuesdays: 7:15 - 8:30 pm and Thursdays: 7:00 - 8:30 pm at the Sheridan United Methodist church (2679 Route 20 in Sheridan). PracticeTrax cd's with your individual part are supplied to make learning your part easy.Our first concert is Saturday, June 28 in front of 5,000 people. The piece ends with a vocal arrangement of Sousa's 'Stars & Stripes' march. We need you.