Thursday, June 14, 2007
Sheridan Community Chorus @ The Grape Festival?
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Sheridan Commuunity Chorus (Schedule)
A Christian Puppy
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
The Prisoner's Last Request (Joke)
The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?" "Certainly," replied the warden.
He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "Kill me first."
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
June 3 2007
A letter addressed to God…
A letter written in a childish scrawl came to the post office addressed to “God.” A postal employee, not knowing exactly what to do with the letter, opened it and read: “Dear God, my name is Jimmy. I am 6 years old. My father is dead and my Mom is having a hard time raising me and my sister. Would you please send us $500.00?
The postal employee was touched. He showed the letter to his fellow workers and they decided to kick in a few dollars each and send it to the family. They were able to raise $300.
A couple of weeks later the same post office received a second letter addressed to God. The boy thanked God for the recent infusion of cash, but ended with this request: “Next time would you send the money directly to us? If you send it through the post office they deduct $200!”
Big Bore Brass Tuba Choir
I am so excited that The Big Bore Brass Tuba Choir will be performing at The Sheridan United Methodist Church next Sunday (6/10) in the morning service. This 12-piece ensemble includes some of the finest musicians I have ever met and Dr. Kate Levy (Assistant Professor of music at the Fredonia School of Music) has agreed to conduct this all-star group. I will attempt to include their musical bios in the bulletin next week, but some are so extensive, I will have to “edit” them. The group includes professors, teachers, semi-professional players; and they are traveling from Niagara Falls, Collins, Williamsville, Silver Creek, Fredonia, and Jamestown. We will play everything from Bach to Sousa. We will even have a “mystery guest conductor” for one of the marches! Please join us and invite your friends. Don’t miss it!
I was just wondering
Why do people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older...are they were cramming for their finals?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Are clones people too?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
If you can't be kind, shouldn’t you at least have the decency to be vague?
Today in history
(June 3)
1992 – Joan Lunden was ordered to pay her ex-husband $18,000/month in spousal support
1969 – The last episode of ‘Star Trek’ aired on NBC
1949 – ‘Dragnet’ was 1st broadcast on radio, KFI in LA
1888 – “Casey at the Bat” 1st published by SF Examiner
1875 – Alexander Graham Bell made the 1st voice transmission
1861 – The 1st land battle of the Civil War when Union defeated Confederacy in Philippi, WV
1851 – 1st baseball uniforms worn by NY Knickerbockers (straw hat, white shirt, long blue trousers)
History of the Hymns
June 3, 2007
‘For the Beauty of the Earth’ (1864) Page 92
Words: Folliot Sandford Pierpoint (1835 – 1917)
Music: Conrad Kocher (1786 - 1872)
Folliott Sandford Pierpoint, about whose life we know very little, wrote this beautiful summer hymn, full of the spirit of field and forest.
He was born in Bath, England, October 7, 1835, and obtained his education at Queen’s College in Cambridge University, graduating with classical honors in 1871.
He published several volumes of poems, but his work is best known by this hymn, which appeared in 1864. It has been changed in many lines, but the one in our hymnal is perhaps the best version.
In each verse of this hymn, there are four lines each with seven syllables and a two-lined refrain also with seven syllables each. Pierpoint was 29 at the time he wrote this hymn; the beauty of the countryside that surrounded him mesmerized him. It first appeared in 1864 in a book of poems entitled ‘The Sacrifice of Praise.”
This hymn was sung in the 1994 version of the movie: ‘Little Women,’ which was nominated for several Academy Awards.
Meanwhile…1864…143 years ago…in the United States…
President: Abraham Lincoln…V.P.: Hannibal Hamlin
Abraham Lincoln was re-nominated for President
1st appearance of “In God We Trust” appeared on U.S. coins
General Sherman was making plans for his “march to the sea”
President Lincoln officially established Thanksgiving as a national holiday
The Buffalo Starch Factory was established & would become 3rd largest in the world
General Daniel Davidson of Buffalo was killed in The Battle of Cedar Creek, Virginia
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Saturday, June 2, 2007
Chinese Proverbs (Joke)
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Hymns for all "Professionals" (Joke)
Thursday, May 31, 2007
May 27
Plant four rows of squash: Squash gossip, Squash indifference, Squash grumbling, Squash selfishness
Plant four rows of lettuce:
Lettuce be faithful, Lettuce be kind, Lettuce be patient, Lettuce truly love one another
Plant three rows of peas: Peace of mind, Peace of heart, Peace of soul Plant three rows of turnips: Turnip for meetings, Turnip for service, Turnip to help one another
We must include Thyme: Thyme for each other, Thyme for family, Thyme for friends, Thyme for God
From the Choir Loft
Our Sheridan Community Chorus, under the direction of Bud Lowery, is busy rehearsing for the upcoming patriotic musical: ‘The Spirit of America.’ It will be performed here at The Sheridan United Methodist Church on Sunday, July 1 at 7:00 PM. It is a powerful tribute to God for bestowing his many blessings upon our country. It also reminds us of the sacrifice of all our veterans. We will honor each branch of our armed service as we sing a medley, which includes all the theme songs of the military branches. Please be sure to invite your friends and neighbors to this wonderful tribute.
Hi Def TV
With high-definition TV, they say everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion.
Today in history
(May 27)
On this day in 1819, Julia Ward Howe was born. Her ‘Battle Hymn of the Republic,’ was written in 1861. It perfectly captured the shift in the country’s spirit, which was drawing men to don blue uniforms. No longer were they fighting simply to preserve the Union. Now the war was becoming a holy crusade to free the slaves.
On this day in 1941, a British naval force sank the German battleship ‘Bismarck’
History of the Hymns
‘Battle Hymn of the Republic’ (1861)
Words: Julia Ward Howe (1819 – 1910) Music: ‘USA Campmeeting’ tune
It was the midst of the terrible U.S. Civil War. Deeply anguished at the growing conflict between the two sections of the country, Mrs. Julia Howe watched troops marching off to war singing “John Brown's Body,” a song about a man who had been hanged in his efforts to free the slaves.
Julia felt that the catchy camp meeting tune should have better words. In a desire to phrase her own feelings about the dreadful events of the time, she scrawled the verses almost without even looking at the paper. Before long the entire nation became inspired by her text and united in singing the new words with the old tune. Mrs. Howe's hymn has been acclaimed through the years as one of our finest patriotic songs. At one time it was sung as a solo at a large rally attended by President Abraham Lincoln. After the audience had responded with loud applause, the President, with tears in his eyes, cried out, “Sing it again!” It was sung again.
And after more than a hundred years, Americans still join in proclaiming, “Glory! Hallelujah! His truth is marching on!”
Meanwhile…1861…146 years ago…in the United States…
President: Abraham Lincoln…
V.P.: Hannibal Hamlin
Silver Creek, NY by-laws of 1861
It is not lawful to encumber or obstruct the sidewalks.
Any dead animal found in the limits of the village must be buried within three hours of notification to the owner of the animal.
It is not lawful to bathe naked in either Walnut or Silver Creek or along the shores of Lake Erie within the village limits after sunrise or before nine o’clock in the evening. A fine of 50¢ will be levied for each violation of this law.
Assessors will be paid one dollar for each day devoted to official duties.
It is not lawful for milk cows to run at large in the village before sunrise or after sunset. A fine of 50¢ will be levied.
- It is not lawful to fasten a horse to any ornamental, fruit, or shade tree planted in any Public Street or ground or to injure such tree in any manner. A fine of one dollar will be imposed for violation of this By-law.
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007
The bannister of life (Joke)
Thursday, May 24, 2007
The Magician & The Parrot (Joke)
The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, ''It's in his pocket!''
The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank. The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.
They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, ''I give up, what did you do with the ship?''
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
The Sheridan Community Chorus (rehearsals)
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
The Wailing Wall (Joke)
Monday, May 21, 2007
"Punalicious" (Part 1) Joke
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Sorry I am late...Again...
You plan your day according to when Sesame Street is on
You have signed a check with a crayon
You find Goldfish crackers in the glove box of your car
You wipe other kids’ noses
You have accidentally brushed your teeth with Desitin
You have caught spit-up with your hand
You can recite ‘Goodnight Moon’ and ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ by heart
You own the entire Baby Einstein DVD collection
You see your parents in a whole new light
During a very important business meeting, there was a power failure causing all
the lights to go out. Everyone sitting around the large table began laughing or
Choir Loft complaining as they sat in total darkness. From out of the darkness came their
boss’s commanding voice: “Everyone raise their hands in the air.” Being
surprised by this rather strange request, nobody moved. Again the boss
commanded: “I said everyone raise their hands.” This time, they obliged, and immediately the lights came back on. They all looked shocked, and turned toward their boss for an explanation.
He explained: “It’s very simple…many hands make lights work.”
We need your “hands” in our ministry to make the work a little “lighter.” Why not join us?
“Always wear clean underwear; you never know when you’ll have an accident.”
“Don’t you make that face…or it’ll freeze like that.”
“What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do that too?”
“Close that door! Were you born in a barn?”
“Don’t put that in your mouth…you don’t know where it’s been!”
“The proverbs of Solomon: A wise son brings joy to his father, but a foolish son grief to his mother.”
Proverbs 10:1
(May 13)
1981 – Pope John Paul II shot & wounded in St. Peter’s Square
1973 – Bobby Riggs beat Margaret Smith-Court in a “Mother’s Day Match”
1918 – The 1st airmail stamps were issued (24¢/each)
May 13, 2007
‘Tell Mother I’ll be There’ (1969) [Not in our hymnal]
Words and Music: Charles M. Fillmore (1860 – 1952)
A published copy of this hymn was sent to Charles M. Alexander who was the songleader for Dr. R. A. Torrey. He looked at the song and wondered if he could ever use it but decided he would put it in his briefcase for future reference. He carried it with him for years until he needed a solo for use at a church meeting. Hundreds of men responded and, in the years that followed, he sang it around the world and declared that “Tell Mother I’ll Be There” had brought more men to make a decision for Christ than any other song he ever used.
The inspiration for its writing came from a telegram sent by President McKinley to his family when his mother was dying and calling for him. He had wired, “Tell Mother I’ll Be There.” Charles Fillmore had read the newspaper account of this and had caught the idea for a song – one which experts thought no good but one that God would use to change the lives and destinies of thousands of men.
Meanwhile…1969…38 years ago…in the United States…
President: Richard M. Nixon…V.P.: Spiro T. Agnew
Gas: 35¢/gal., Milk: 31¢/qt., 1st class stamp: 6¢, Min. wage: $1.60/hr.
Music: ‘Get Back’ (Beatles), ‘Aquarius’ (5th Dimension)
Sen. Ted Kennedy pleads guilty to leaving the scene of an accident (Chappaquiddick)
History of Mother’s Day
In the United States, “Mother's Day” was first suggested in 1872 by Julia Ward Howe (who wrote the words to the ‘Battle hymn of the Republic’) as a day dedicated to peace. Ms. Jarvis persuaded her mother's church in Grafton, West Virginia to celebrate Mother's Day on the second anniversary of her mother's death, the 2nd Sunday of May. By the next year, Mother's Day was also celebrated in Philadelphia. In 1914 President Woodrow Wilson declared the first national Mother's Day, as a day for American citizens to show the flag in honor of those mothers whose sons had died in war (with specific reference to The Great War, now known as World War I).
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