April 15, 2007

The Preacher's Horse

A man bought a horse from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this horse had been trained in a very unique way (being the horse of a preacher). The only way to make the horse go, is to say, "Hallelujah!" The only way to make the horse stop, is to say, "Amen!"

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The horse began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The horse stopped immediately. "This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very proud of his new purchase

The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed toward a cliff, he couldn’t remember the word to make the horse stop. "Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The horse just kept going. "Oh, no." "Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!," shouted the man. The horse just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer. "Please, dear Lord. Please make this horse stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus' name, AMEN."

The horse came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!"shouted the man.

From the Choir Loft

If you didn’t make it to our Easter performance on Palm Sunday (4/1)…we missed you! The chorus did an outstanding job and sang with such expression that many tears were evident in the audience.

Our membership is an open one and we have begun preparations for a patriotic musical to be presented in Cattaraugus and here at The Sheridan United Methodist Church in Sheridan. If you, or someone you know might be interested in joining us, please let me know. We are one of the finest choirs in Sheridan, NY!

Two different health plans…

Two patients limp into two different American medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, has a time booked for surgery the next day and, within two days, and is home recuperating. The second patient sees the family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months in the future.

Why the different treatment for the two patients? The first is a Golden Retriever. The second is a senior citizen.

Today in history

(April 15)

1971 – George C. Scott won an Academy Award for the movie ‘Patton’

1955 – Ray Kroc opened his 1st fast-food restaurant named McDonalds

1912 – The Titanic sank at 2:27 AM off the coast of Newfoundland

1865 – Abraham Lincoln was shot inside Ford Theater by John Wilkes Booth

Bud’s
History of the Hymns

April 15, 2007

‘Rejoice, the Lord Is King’

(1906) page 715

Words: Charles Wesley (1707 – 1788)

Music by John Darwall (1731 – 1789)

Early Methodists were persecuted and endured lives of hardship. Charles Wesley, along with his brother John started the Methodist movement, wanted to encourage his followers. He wanted them to be a singing, joyful people and not to become discouraged and lose hope. Paul’s letter t the Philippians gave Wesley the text for ‘Rejoice, the Lord Is King.’ Although Paul was imprisoned when he wrote this letter, he wrote a message of joy and encouragement, stating "Rejoice in the Lord always, and again I say rejoice.

"‘Rejoice, the Lord Is King’ was first published with six stanzas in 1744 in John Wesley’s ‘Moral and Sacred Poems.’ Two years later Charles Wesley included it in ‘Hymns for Our Lord’s Resurrection.’ Most hymnals include four verses, omitting the fifth stanza from the original hymn.

We sing ‘Rejoice, the Lord Is King’ to the hymn tune: "Darwall’s 148th." Charles Wesley and Handel met at the home of Mr. Rich, whose wife had been converted through the preaching of Wesley. She requested that Handel compose hymn tunes for ‘Rejoice, the Lord Is King’ along with ‘Sinners, Obey the Gospel Word’ and ‘O Love Divine, How Sweet Thou Art.’ Handel graciously agreed and composed three hymn tunes.

Meanwhile…1906…101 years ago…in the United States…

President: Ulysses S. Grant…V.P.: Charles W. Fairbanks

1906 Statistics: Population: 85.4 million, 46 states, 1st class stamp: 2¢

Average worker earned $12.98 / week for 59 hours of work

Life expectancy: Males: 46.3 years…Females: 47.3 years…Unemployment: 1.7%

The San Francisco earthquake caused over 3,000 deaths and $350 million in damage

The 1st "Radio set" was advertised selling for $7.50 with a range of 1 mile

"Song pluggers"carried pianos on horse-drawn carts selling sheet music

The 1906 Ford Model "N" sold for $500.00

Frank Lloyd Wright’s "Darwin Martin House" was built in Buffalo, NY

Rev. W.F. Flick was pastor of Sheridan Methodist Church

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Sheridan United Methodist Choir

On this upcoming Sunday (4/15/07), The Sheridan United Methodist Choir will sing:
'People Need the Lord' from the 'Treasures' book page 25.

Sheridan Community Chorus

We have the music for our upcoming patriotic concert.
The chorus rehearsal schedule will be announced shortly.
The 1st concert will be Sunday, July 1, 2007 @ 7:00 pm at The Sheridan United Methodist Church.

Understanding women (joke)

The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired.

Another blonde "joke"

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the window. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck window. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says..."Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

"You know what I think?" (joke)

"Shhhhh, listen! That's the sound of nobody caring what you think!"

Language of the "experts" (joke)

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of the "experts:"

"It has long been known..." means "I didn't look up the original reference!"

"A definite trend is evident..." means "These data are practically meaningless!"

"Typical results are shown..." means "This is the prettiest graph!"

"In my experience..." means "Once!"

"In case after case..." means "Twice!"

"In a series of cases..." means "Thrice!"

"It is believed that..." means "I think!"

"It is generally believed that..." means "A couple of others think so, too!"

Sheridan Community Chorus

Sunday, July 1, 2007 The Sheridan Community Chorus will present a patriotic musical at Sheridan United Methodist Church @ 2679 Route 20 Sheridan, NY 14135.

This will be a patriotic celebration giving thanks to God for the blessings he has bestowed upon our county, and this will enable us to honor our military veterans.

If you, or someone you know would like to join us, please contact Bud @ tubamanbud@yahoo.com or call the church office at (716) 672-2048.

April 8, 2007

The Priest’s last moments…

One day, an Old Catholic Priest was dying. He sent a message for two members of his congregation to come to his home. One was a politician and one was a lawyer. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of his bed. He then grasped their hands, sighed contentedly and smiled. For a long time no one said anything. Both the lawyer and the politician were touched and flattered that the old priest would want them with him during his final moments. He had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. His sermons in the past about greed and various other behaviors had made them squirm in their seats many a time. Finally the lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask us to come and see you at this time?"

The old priest mustered up some strength, and then said weakly, "Jesus died between 2 thieves…and that’s how I wanted to go!"

From the Choir Loft

"Wounded for me, wounded for me, There on the cross He was wounded for me;Gone my transgressions, and now I am free, All because Jesus was wounded for me."

The Easter Bunny…

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place including all the candy.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. What should I do?" The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and the candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:

Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.’

Today in history

(April 8)

2005 – Funeral of Pope John Paul II

1742 – 1st performance of Handel’s ‘Messiah’ in Dublin, Ireland

Bud’s History of the Hymns

April 8, 2007

(1933) page 310

Words and music by Alfred Henry Ackley (1887 – 1960)

"Why should I worship a dead Jew?"

That was the question posed by a sincere young Jewish student who had been attending evangelistic meetings conducted by the author and composer of this hymn, Alfred Ackley. Rev. Ackley’s answer to this probing question, ultimately prompted the writing of this popular gospel hymn, ‘He Lives.’

The composer answered the young man by saying: "He lives! I tell you, He is not dead, but lives here and now! Jesus Christ is more alive today than ever before. I can prove it by my own experience, as well as the testimony of countless thousands."

Rev. Ackley’s forthright, emphatic answer, together with his subsequent successful effort to win the young man for Christ, morphed into song and crystallized into a convincing message in the hymn, ‘He Lives!’ He sat down at the piano and transformed that message into song. The thought of His ever-living presence brought the music quickly and easily.

Rev. Ackley received musical training from his father and later at the Royal Academy of Music in London, where he became a great cello player. After graduating from Westminster Theological Seminary in Maryland, he was ordained a Presbyterian minister in 1914 and pastored churches in Wilkes-Barre, Elmhurst and later Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He wrote some 1,500 religious and secular songs.

Meanwhile…1933…74 years ago…in the United States…

President: Franklin D. Roosevelt…V.P.: John N. Garner

Bread: 7¢/loaf, Milk: 10¢/qt., Eggs: 52¢/dozen,Gas: 18¢/gallon 1st class stamp: 3¢, Unemployment: 25.2%

Top Song: ‘Easter Parade’ by Irving Berlin

Prohibition was repealed

Walt Disney released ‘Three Little Pigs’

Fay Wray co-starred with a mechanical ape in the movie ‘King Kong’

The U.S. Congress passed the 1st "minimum wage law" (33¢/hour)

Trolley car service ended in Silver Creek, New York

Rev. James W. Reis was pastor of Sheridan Methodist Church

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Sheridan Community Chorus

What a wonderful performance by the Sheridan Community Chorus just three days ago. The combined voices of the Sheridan Community Chorus & Cattaraugus Chorus presented 'The Sacrifice' at The Sheridan United Methodist Church on Sunday (4/1) evening.

There was a full house and the audience was excited, energetic and were impressed by the accompanying video presentation of the Easter-week story. I can't list all the wonderful comments we received following the concert, but let's just say I will have a difficult time getting my Tuba baseball cap to fit my swelled head.

Thanks to everyone involved in the endless hours of preparation. It takes an enormous amount of time to prepare a musical like this!

Three Easter Rabbits (Joke)

What do you call three "Easter rabbits" in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously?

A receding hareline.

Easter Sunday (Joke)

One Easter Sunday morning as the pastor was preaching a children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out a plastic egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?"

"I know, I know!" a little boy exclaimed, "pantyhose!"

April 1, 2007

Absolutely useless information…

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (My hair is loaded!!!!)

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: ‘Tom Sawyer’

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments

From the Choir Loft

Tonight, we will present the Easter musical: ‘The Sacrifice’ at 7:00 PM at Sheridan United Methodist Church. This powerful cantata presents the story of Easter week through the eyes of six Biblical characters as they are interviewed in a "60-minutes" style. The chorus is made up of members from over 10 different churches and denominations. You won’t want to miss this exciting audio/visual experience. Invite your friends and come early.

Taking it with you…

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.

An angel hears his plea and appears to him, "Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you."

The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules. The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed.

Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter. Seeing the suit case Peter says, "Hold on, you can't bring that in here!" But the man explains to him that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, Peter checks and comes back saying, "You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through."

Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims, "You brought pavement?"

Today in history

(April 1)

1970 - American Motors introduced the Gremli

1976 – Stephen Wozniak & Steven Jobs founded Apple Computern

1938 – The Baseball Hall of Fame Museum opened in Cooperstown, NY

1929 – The Yo-Yo was 1^st marketed

1889 - The 1^st dishwashing machine went on sale in Chicago, Ill.

1853 – Cincinnati, Ohio became the 1^st U.S. city to pay firefighters a regular salary

1826 – Samuel Morey received a patent for the 1^st internal combustion engine

Bud’s History of the Hymns

April 1, 2007

‘O Sacred Head, Now Wounded’ (1830)

page 286

Words: Bernard of Clairvaux (1091 – 1153)

Translation by Paul Gerhardt (1607 – 1676)

Music by Hans Leo Hassler (1564 – 1612)

‘O Sacred Head, Now Wounded’ is based on a long medieval poem attributed to Bernhard of Clairvaus, ‘Salve mundi salutaire.’ This poem talks about the body of Christ, as he suffered and hung on the cross. It has seven sections, each addressing a part of Jesus’ body…his seventh section ‘Salve caput crucentatum’ focused on Jesus’ head.

An intensely personal hymn, ‘O Sacred Head, Now Wounded’ acknowledges the pain and shame that Christ endured when he paid the price for our sin. The poet cries out, "I joy to call Thee mine." And we join the poet as we each confess "Mine, mine was the transgression." We go on to sing, "Lo here I fall my Savior" as we fall prostrate, knowing the price of our salvation, and the pain with which it was paid.

Years later, Alexander & Gerhardt translated it into English, and a German composer wrote the music during the Renaissance period.

Meanwhile…1830…177 years ago…in the United States…President: Andrew Jackson…V.P.: Martin Van Buren

Sarah Hale wrote ‘Mary Had A Little Lamb’

Edwin Budding began manufacturing lawn mowers…forever ruining Saturdays

Joseph Smith & 5 others organized the Mormon Church near Palmyra, New York

The New York Stock Exchange had its slowest day in history as 31 shares were traded

The population of Buffalo was 8,668…population of Erie County was 35,719

Buffalo, New York completed its city water system

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Sheridan Community Chorus

Final concert...

Sunday, April 1, 2007 @ 7:00 PM @ The Sheridan United Methodist Church

at 2679 Route 20 in Sheridan, NY.

Invite others, come early, and be ready for the most powerful presentation of the Easter story.

This will be the best musical performed in Sheridan, NY on Sunday night April 1, 2007 or your money back!

For further information contact Bud @ tubamanbud@yahoo.com or the church office @ (716) 672-2048

Choir Personals (Joke)

Good looking, mature, widowed soprano with own home looking to meet tenor or baritone. Hair optional. Teeth optional. I have extra sets of both. No basses please. #S-223

Amish choir director seeks spouse. If thee likes rustic living, drawing water from a well and shapeless, black dresses, thou art for me. #B-2

Beepers for sale. Don't care for the choir anthem? Do what I do! Have yourself paged at any time during the first 10 minutes of the service. First come, first serve. #B-256

B.R.A. (Back Row Altos) Now accepting applications for new members. You needn't sit on the back row to be part of this militant feminist organization.

For Sale: Rapper Bible. $20 OBO. #B-9591

E-Z Sight Reading Technique: I'll show you how. No more choir rehearsals! Stay home and enjoy yourself. Choir director approved! Only $79.95 for the complete home study course. #B-1291

Biblical Humor…

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Top Reasons For Joining The Church Choir

• You've just been selected for jury duty and you want to get accustomed to sitting with a large group of people.








• The collection plate is never passed to the choir.








• There's a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.








• For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.

Tonight at 7:00, our choir will be performing with the Cattaraugus area Community Choir. We will be presenting the Easter musical ‘The Sacrifice’ at 7:00 PM at the Cattaraugus United Methodist Church with them. The church is located at the corner of Washington & South streets in Cattaraugus, NY.

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Wit or Wisdom?

A Mormon acquaintance once pushed Mark Twain into an argument on the issue of polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice, the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of scripture expressly forbidding polygamy.

"Nothing easier,"

Twain replied. "No man can serve two masters."

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Today in history

(March 25)

1970 - The Concorde made its 1^st supersonic flight (700 MPH)

1954 – "From Here to Eternity" with Holden & Hepburn won at the 26^th Academy Awards

1954 – RCA manufactured the 1^st color TV set with a 12" screen selling for $1,000

1951 – "Guys & Dolls" won at the 5^th annual Tony Awards

1943 – Jimmy Durante and Gary Moore premiered on radio

1937 – The Washington Daily News was the 1^st U.S. newspaper w/perfumed advertising pages

1882 – 1^st public demonstration of "pancake-making" in a department store in NYC

1813 – 1^st U.S. flag flown in battle on the Pacific (aboard the frigate Essex)

1776 – The Continental Congress authorized a medal for George Washington

1668 – 1^st horse race in America took place

1634 – Lord Baltimore founded the Catholic colony of Maryland

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Bud’s

History of the Hymns

March 25, 2007

‘My Jesus, I Love Thee’

(1876)

page 172

Words: William Ralph Featherstone (1846 – 1873)

Music: Adoniram Judson Gordon (1836 – 1895)

A young talented and tenderhearted actress was passing along the street of a large city. Seeing a pale, sick girl lying on a couch just inside a half-open door of a beautiful building, she entered with the thought that by her vivacity and pleasant conversation, she might cheer-up the young invalid. The sick girl was a devoted Christian, and her words, her patience, her submission and heaven-lit countenance, so demonstrated the spirit of her religion that the actress was thoroughly converted, and became a true follower of Christ.

She told her father, the leader of the theater troupe, of her conversion, and of her desire to abandon the stage, stating that she could not live a consistent Christian life and follow the life of an actress. Her father was shocked, and told his daughter that their careers would be lost and their business ruined. Loving her father dearly, she partially consented to fulfill their upcoming engagement.

The evening came, the hour arrived; a large audience had assembled. The curtain rose, and the young actress stepped forward firmly amid the applause of the multitude. Amid the breathless silence of the audience, she repeated:

"My Jesus, I Love Thee, I know Thou art mine; For Thee all the follies of sin I resign;

My gracious Redeemer, my Saviour art Thou; If ever I loved Thee, my Jesus, ‘tis now!"

That was all. Through Christ she had conquered and, leaving the audience in tears, she retired from the stage never to appear upon it again. Through her influence her father was converted, and through their united evangelistic labors many were led to God.

Meanwhile…1876…131 years ago…in the United States…

President: Ulysses S. Grant…V.P.: Henry Wilson

The U.S. population was approximately 39 million

Mary Baker Eddy founded the Christian Scientists movement

A trip on the new "Transcontinental Express" train (S.F. – NYC) took 83 ½ hours

In Forestville, NY

…at A.C. Cook’s Mill, corn was 35¢/bushel, oats 35¢, & wheat 75¢

There were 3 churches, a printing shop, a bank, 2 hotels, a school, & 23 stores

A stage coach left Forestville every Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday

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Sheridan Community Chorus

The Easter Musical: 'The Sacrifice' presented by The Sheridan Community Chorus will be Sunday, April 1, 2007 @ 7:00 pm at the Sheridan United Methodist Church...2679 Route 20 in Sheridan, NY 14135.

The 55-voice choir will sing the powerful music as 6 Biblical characters of the Easter-week story are interviewed in "60-Minutes" style.

Arrive early...invite others to come with you! You won't want to miss this wonderful presentation.

For further information, call (716) 672-2048 or (716) 934-7734

From Behind the Baton

Last night's concert performance in Cattaraugus, NY...

The Community Chorus did a great job last night during our Easter musical! What a powerhouse ensemble! The group had power and volume when needed, sensitive soft passages when asked, and always a great balance allowing all parts to be heard. The Cattaraugus Church made us feel comfortable and the audience was extremely responsive.

I LOVED IT!

The Angel and the two Statues (joke)

In a city park stood two beautiful statues, one female and the other male -- both nude. These two statues faced each other for many, many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "The two of you have been truly exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people that have visited the park over the years. I am hereby authorized by God to give you the greatest wish that can be bestowed upon you. I grant you the gift of life -- albeit, a limited offer. You have thirty minutes to do whatever your hearts desire."

And with that command, the two statues came to life. They smiled at each other, slowly moved their limbs about in wonderment. They looked all around, at their own bodies and back at each other. Smiling, they then ran to the nearby woods and dove behind a large bush. The angel smiled to herself as she listened to the giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. (Angels aren't naive.) After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, looking extremely satisfied and wearing nothing but even bigger smiles than before.

Puzzled, the angel looked at her watch and said to them, "You still have fifteen minutes. Wouldn't you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" "Oh yes!" the female statue replied. "But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL dump on its head."

Bad News (joke)

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, be romantic with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

March 18, 2007

I am sorry this is so late, DJ

The Pastor’s Sermons

A pastor was searching for something in his wife’s closet one day when he came across a small wooden box, tucked away in a remote corner. When he opened the lid, he was surprised to find nearly $2,000 in cash and two eggs. He took the box to his wife.

"Oh," she smiled awkwardly when she saw the box. "I figured you’d find that some day."

When he asked for an explanation, she replied, "well, whenever you preach a bad sermon, I place an egg in the box." The pastor looked at the two eggs in the box and thought to himself, after twenty years of preaching and only two eggs, that’s not too bad! Then he asked, "but what about the $2,000?"

She explained, "whenever I collect a dozen eggs, I sell them and put the money in the box!"

From the Choir Loft

Community Chorus Schedule (week of 3/18): Monday: combined rehearsal at Cattaraugus United Methodist, Tuesday: 7:00 PM rehearsal @ Sheridan U.M., Thursday: 7:00 PM rehearsal.

Next Sunday (3/25/07), our Community Chorus, under the direction of Bud Lowery, will present the Easter musical: ‘The Sacrifice.’ This powerful Easter audio/visual experience will be presented at the Cattaraugus United Methodist Church (Corner of Washington & South streets). The concert will begin at 7:00 PM and will feature the combined choirs of Sheridan and Cattaraugus areas. Come out and support the endless hours of preparation by all our chorus members. On Palm Sunday, April 8^th, our combined choirs will present this musical at Sheridan United @ 7:00 PM.

Wit or Wisdom?

"The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle."

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

"Common sense is not that common."

"When all else fails, read the instructions."

"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays, it insists on it."

"It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

Today in history
(March 18)

1994 – Zsa Zsa Gabor filed for bankruptcy(Sorry, I couldn’t find anything else!!)

1970 – The U.S. Postal Service experienced their 1^st postal strike

1963 – The Supreme Court’s "Miranda Decision" upheld (defendants entitled to an attorney)

1954 – Howard Hughes bought RKO Motion Pictures Studio for $23,489,478.00

1945 – 1,250 U.S. bombers attacked Berlin, Germany (WW II)

1931 – The 1^st electric shavers go on sale by Schick

1905 – Franklin & Eleanor Roosevelt were married

1881 – Barnum & Bailey’s Greatest Show on Earth premiered in Madison Square Garden

1850 – Henry Wells & William Fargo form The American Express Co. in Buffalo, NY

Bud’s History of the Hymns

March 18, 2007

‘Softly and Tenderly’

(1880) page 348

Words and music by Will Lamartine Thompson (1847 – 1909)

Will L. Thompson was born in East Liverpool, Ohio. His father, Josiah Thompson, was a member of the Ohio State Legislature. Young Thompson attended the Boston Music School and did additional musical study in Germany. He later began publishing his own songs, when a publisher in New York offered him only $25 for four popular songs he had written. In a short time, millions of copies were being sold and soon he became known as "The Lord of Ohio" and "The Millionaire Songwriter."

His business earned him a sizable income in his lifetime, yet he was always known as a kind, quiet and unassuming Christian gentleman who was greatly loved and admired by his associates. Thompson was also known for his travels by horse and buggy from one small community to another throughout Ohio singing his songs to people everywhere.

This particular hymn was one of D.L. Moody’s favorites. It is said that when Moody was on his deathbed while being visited by Mr. Thompson, Moody feebly whispered: "I would rather have written ‘Softly and Tenderly’ than anything I have been able to do in my whole life."

This hymn was widely used as an invitation hymn in the great evangelistic meetings conducted by Moody and Sankey throughout Great Britain and in America.

Meanwhile…1880…127 years ago…in the United States…

President: Rutherford B. Hayes…V.P.: William A. Wheeler

Bread: 2¢/loaf, Milk: 4¢/qt., House: $4500, Income: $480/year

The most popular children’s names: John, William, Mary & Anna

Top Songs: ‘Sailing, Sailing, Over the Bounding Main,’ ‘Blow the man down’

The Municipal Court system was established & Police Department organized in Buffalo

Buffalo’s full time professional fire department was organized

The Buffalo Bisons baseball team went 24 – 58

Sheridan Community Chorus

Please try to make each of our remaining chorus rehearsals...

Thursday (3/22), Tuesday (3/27), and Thursday (3/29).

All at Sheridan United Methodist Church starting at 7:00 PM.

Preparing for the birth

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember the last time - breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

The difference in the birth order

BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
PREPARING FOR THE BIRTH: 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time - breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

From Behind the Baton

ATTENTION CHOIR GROUPIES:

Please do not mob the choir loft after Sunday services. Wait until the crowds have cleared before seeking autographs.

The Sheridan Community Chorus

Tuesday, March 13 @ 7:00 pm is our first and only combined rehearsal at Sheridan United Methodist. We need everyone to make this rehearsal so we can work on lining up, walking in, walking out, the solos, the voice parts, and our chorus dance steps. (okay, I just wanted to see if you were paying attention!) The chorus rehearsal tomorrow (3/13) will begin and end on time! I appreciate the sacrifice you all make to enable this ministry to exist.

See you Tuesday.

Bud

March 11, 2007

A letter from college…

Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on.

After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad

From the Choir Loft

Our adult church choir sings each week in the 10:30 Sunday morning worship service. The choir meets 15 minutes before the service to rehearse the morning anthem, then rehearses immediately following the service for the upcoming Sunday. The adult handchime choir rehearses on the 1^st & 3^rd Sundays immediately following the choir rehearsal. If you have any desire to sing or play…we need you…we want you.

The Sheridan Community Chorus sings during the Easter Season, Independence Day Season, & the Christmas Season. It is open to all!

Upcoming Sheridan Community Chorus concerts:

We will be singing @ The Cattaraugus United Methodist Church on Sunday, March 25, 2007 @ 7:00 PM

We will be singing @ The Sheridan United Methodist Church on Sunday, April 1, 2007 @ 7:00 PM

Quotes by Winston Churchill…

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

"If this is a blessing, it is certainly very well disguised."

"Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others."

"When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened"

"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."

Today in history

(March 11)

1993 – Janet Reno became the 1^st female Attorney General of the United States

1986 – The National Football League adopted the "instant replay rule"

1941 – F.D.R. signed the "Lend-Lease" Act loaning money to Great Britain

1927 – The 1^st armored car hold-up in the United States occurred in Pittsburgh, Pa.

1903 – Lawrence Welk was born in Strassburg, North Dakota to Russian immigrants

1892 – The 1^st public basketball game in the U.S. was played in Springfield, Mass.

1888 – The "Great Blizzard of ’88" on the eastern seaboard of the U.S. killed 400

1665 – New York approved a new code guaranteeing religious rights to Protestants

Bud’s History of the Hymns

March 11, 2007

‘Lift Every Voice and Sing’

Words: James Weldon Johnson (1871 – 1938)

Music by J. Rosamond Johnson (1873 – 1954)

James Weldon Johnson was well known as an author, lawyer, educator and diplomat. He was born on June 17, 1871 in Jacksonville, Florida and grew up there. Johnson received his degrees in Georgia at the University of Atlanta. He earned a Bachelor of Arts and a Master of Arts.

For awhile he was principal of the Stanton school. He was founder and editor of Daily American, the first "Negro Daily" in the United States. Weldon was self- educated in law and was admitted to the Florida bar. He was U. S. consul to Venezuela and later to Nicaragua. Also, he held various positions and offices including 14 years as national secretary of the NAACP. He had six publications between 1922 and 1935 including his autobiography.

Weldon and his brother John collaborated in writing many songs, including this mornings’ hymn. This hymn has become the official song of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. It was published as sheet music in 1921.

Meanwhile…1921…86 years ago…in the United States…

President: Warren G. Harding…V.P.: Calvin Coolidge

Airmail service began between San Francisco and N.Y.C.

Bread: 10¢/loaf, Milk: 13¢/qt., Eggs: 40¢/dz., Gas: 26¢/gal.

F.D.R. stricken with polio while vacationing at his summer home in Canada

Chicago Black Sox trial began in Chicago (baseball players found not guilty)

Police in Sunbury, Pa. require women to wear skirts at least 4" below the knee

The G. Elias & Brothers Co. built airplanes on Seneca St. in Buffalo, New York

Gregory Deck opened the 1^st Deco Restaurant in Buffalo (hot dog: 5¢, hamburger: 10¢)

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From Behind the Baton

Definition of a "Conductor"..."A musician who is adept at following many people at the same time."

The Sheridan Community Chorus

The choral books are in!

When I got home from chorus rehearsal last night, I found that the UPS man had left a box for me on our front deck! Hallelujah...it was a box of choral books from the publisher. For those of you who are waiting for your books, I'll give them to you on Sunday or Tuesday.

DON'T FORGET! The Cattaraugus Choir members will join us this Tuesday (3/13) night in Sheridan for our chorus rehearsal.

The Sheridan Community Chorus

The bad news is I don't have the choral book delivery yet.

I'm holding my breath and standing at the door looking for

the FedEx guy to show up before I leave for chorus rehearsal

tonight. I hope to see you at rehearsal tonight. (3/8/07).

Our upcoming concerts are:

Sunday, March 25 @ 7:00 PM @ Cattaraugus United Methodist Church

Sunday, April 1 @ 7:00 PM @ Sheridan United Methodist Church

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Sheridan Community Chorus

The Cattaraugus area singers are planning to join us for our Tuesday (3/13) chorus rehearsal at Sheridan United Methodist Church (2679 Route 20 in Sheridan, NY). Please make an extra effort to join us next Tuesday evening 7:00 - 8:30 PM.

March 4,2007

The Car Accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but, amazingly, neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars, there's nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and remain as friends for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely we should drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

From the Choir Loft

We would love to have you join us in our choir. There are no auditions. We are looking for everyone who enjoys worshipping the Lord in song. The music we use is very "singable," and enjoyable. We rehearse immediately following each Sunday morning service ending before 12:00 noon. If you need to sit while you sing, I’ll make sure we get you a stool. (And a note for you guys…there are at least five women for each man!)

The Sheridan Community Chorusrehearses at S.U.M. every Tuesday and Thursday evening at 7:00 PM in preparation for Easter. Why not join us?

If you're interested, contact Bud Lowery at tubamanbud@yahoo.com

Wit or Wisdom

"The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday…is to forget it once."

Today in history

(March 4)

1979 – The 200^th episode of "All in the family" aired

1966 – John Lennon claimed The Beatles were more popular than Jesus

1960 – Lucille Ball filed for divorce from Desi Arnaz

1933 – F.D.R. first claimed: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself" in his inauguration speech

1924 – The song ‘Happy Birthday to you’ was 1^st published

1902 – The American Automobile Association was founded in Chicago, Illinois

1841 – William Henry Harrison gave the longest inauguration speech of 8,443 words

1793 – George Washington gave the shortest inauguration speech of 133 words

1791 – Vermont admitted to U.S. as the 14^th state (1^st addition to original 13 colonies)

1789 – The 1^st Congress declared the U.S. Constitution in effect (9 Senators & 13 Representatives)

Bud’s

History of the Hymns

March 4, 2007

‘Jesus, Lover of My Soul’

(1879) page 479

Words by Charles Wesley (1707 – 1788)

Music by Joseph Parry (1841 – 1903)

Charles Wesley was conducting one of his many open-air meetings, this one near Killyleagh, Ireland. During the course of his preaching, a number of persons who took exception to his views assaulted him. Unable to withstand the mob, Wesley fled for his life. He took refuge in a farmhouse nearby. Jane Moore, a kind-hearted wife of a farmer, hid the panting evangelist in the milk house. She was barely in time, because at that moment some of Wesley’s assailants rushed up. Mrs. Moore tried to divert their attention by preparing refreshments. Fearful that they might search the premises and discover the harried evangelist, she went to the milk house on the pretext of getting a cold drink for her visitors.

Quickly, she directed Wesley to go through the rear window, and hide under the hedge. Wesley clambered through the window and found a little brook flowing beside the hedge, forming a pool with overhanging branches that afforded a pleasant and safe hiding place. While waiting for the vindictive Irishmen to give up the search and leave, Wesley pulled a pencil and paper from his pocket and wrote out the words to this immortal hymn, ‘Jesus, Lover of My Soul.’

Dr. George Duffield, author of ‘Stand up for Jesus,’ once said of this hymn, "If there is anything in the Christian experience of joy and sorrow, of affliction and prosperity, of life and death—this hymn truly is the hymn of the ages."

(E. H. Jordan)

Meanwhile…1879…128 years ago…in the United States…

President: Rutherford B. Hayes…V.P.: William A. Wheeler

Milk was sold in glass bottles for the 1^st time

Frank Woolworth opened his 1^st "5 and 10¢ Store" in Utica, NY

James Gamble developed "Ivory Soap" named by Harley Procter

Thomas Edison invented the 1^st functioning light bulb (it lasted 13 ½ hours)

The 1^st artificial ice rink in North America opened in Madison Square Garden (NYC)

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