Today's funny

WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

~ Winston Churchill

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."

~ Abraham Lincoln

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."

~ Moses Hadas

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."

~ Winston Churchill

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

~ Groucho Marx

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."

~ Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."

~ Winston Churchill, in response

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."

~ Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."

~ John Bright

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."

~ Samuel Johnson

Today's Funny

Nobody Job

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.

Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!

Sheridan Community Chorus

Dress rehearsal tonight (3/11/08) @ 7:00 pm at Cattaraugus United Methodist Church.

Regular chorus rehearsal this Thursday, 3/13 at Sheridan United Methodist Church at 7:00 pm.

Concert: Sunday, 3/16 @ 7:00 pm at Sheridan United Methodist Church

Concert: Tuesday, 3/18 @ 7:00 pm at Cattaraugus United Methodist Church

No rehearsal on Thursday 3/20/08

Rehearsal: Tuesday, 3/25 @ 7:15 pm at Sheridan United Methodist Church

Rehearsal: Thursday, 3/27 @ 7:00 pm at Cattaraugus United Methodist Church

Rehearsal: Tuesday, 4/1 @ 7:15 at Sheridan United Methodist Church

Rehearsal: Thursday, 4/3 at Sheridan United Methodist Church

Concert: Sunday, 4/6 @ 6:00 pm at Holy Trinity R.C. church (Dunkirk, NY)

Thought for the day

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Snow and cold

The guy who comes to plow out our driveways didn't come early enough for us to make it to church this morning.



Some of you have asked if we've been able to get out of the house yet today...and the answer is YES!

Unfortunately it's always been with the shovel or the snowblower!


The dress rehearsal is still on for tonight. 7:00 pm at Sheridan United Methodist.

I can now see our driveways and sidewalk...unfortunately the Schnauzer is still missing. We're going to send Kacey (the Golden Retriever) out to find the Schnauzer.

Sheridan/Cattaraugus Community Chorus

DRESS REHEARSAL SCHEDULE:

Sunday, 3/9 @ 7:00 pm @ Sheridan United Methodist Church (report time: 6:45 pm)

Tuesday, 3/11 @ 7:00 pm @ Cattaraugus United Methodist Church (report time: 6:45 pm)

*please remember to bring your choral books (duh!)

If we must cancel chorus plans, please check this blog, or check on WGRZ-TV, WIVB-TV, WKBW-TV or WDOE-AM

Today's Funny

First Time in Church

Mrs. Harrison took her three-year-old daughter, Jenny, to church for the first time. After arriving, the church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.

There was silence in the entire sanctuary until Jenny's voice was suddenly heard, loudly singing: "Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you..."

Thought for the day

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life."

~ Berthold Auerbach

Sheridan Community Chorus

We had a great rehearsal last night (3/4) including some members of the Cattaraugus Community Chorus and our narrator (Dick Peters).

The weather was a little "iffy," since there was quite a bit of snow/freezing rain.

Next rehearsal is Thursday (3/6) at Sheridan United Methodist Church @ 7:00 PM.

Today's Funny

Real company signs

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a house's fence: "Salespeople welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a propane filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills."

~ Mikey's Funnies

Today's Funny

Mericful Mountain Lion

A priest was hiking in the woods when suddenly a mountain lion appeared, ready to devour the man whole.

The priest quickly falls to his knees, looks up to the heavens and prays, "Dear God, please teach this lion mercy and give him religion."

A chorus of angels is heard as a beam of light shines down on the mountain lion.

The lion then drops to his knees, looks up to heavens and prays, "Dear God, bless you for this food I'm about to receive."

Sheridan Community Chorus

The Sheridan Community Chorus & Cattaraugus Community Chorus upcoming concerts:

Sunday, March 16 @ 7:00 PM at The Sheridan United Methodist Church - 2679 East Main Road (Route 20) Sheridan, NY (716) 672-2048

Tuesday, March 18 @ 7:00 PM at The Cattaraugus United Methodist Church - Washington & South Streets Cattaraugus, NY 14719 (716) 257-3583

Sunday, April 6 @ 6:00 PM at The Holy Trinity R.C. Church 1032 Central Avenue Dunkirk, NY 14048 (716) 366-2306

Thought for the day

"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much."

Sheridan Community Chorus

Please remember there is no Sheridan Community Chorus rehearsal tonight (2/28/08) at Sheridan United Methodist Church.

Today's Funny

Retirement Center

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."

Tonight's rehearsals cancelled

The choir & chorus rehearsals for tonight are cancelled.

The weather reports for tonight & tomorrow are very threatening.

Keep safe...stay home...rehearse your parts.

The next rehearsal is Tuesday, 3/4/08 at Sheridan United Methodist Church.

Spring is here??

Yesterday (2/25) here in Western New York (Silver Creek, NY) I saw the first robin of 2008.

He was perched atop the garage staring down at Kacey (the world's best Golden Retriever) and I, wondering where all the tasty ground worms were.

Today, the weather report calls for 12" of snow.

I will be shoveling through the snow later this afternoon looking for the robin.

Today's Funny

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from one city to another. He got as far as the mountains when it just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours he hadn't gotten a single person to stop.

Finally a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he got to going too fast to honk the horn on his bike and he would slow down.

Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other.

A short distance down the road, the Corvettes--both going well over 120 mph--blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had 2 Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph.

He then relayed, "And you're not going to believe this, but there's guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass."

~ Mikey's Funnies

Bud's World

Wit or Wisdom:
“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”
~ Will Rogers
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
~ Zig Ziglar
“Children are natural mimics…they act like their parents - in spite of every effort to teach them good manners.’
~ Unknown
“He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.”
~ Benjamin Franklin
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
~ Phyllis Diller

How to Lead a Church Choir (Continued from last week)
* Actively recruit singers: Advertise in the church bulletin or newsletter. Contact church members personally and get the word out that you want singers. Ask prospects in a direct way, saying, “We need some good singers with a great heart, some spare time and the willingness to learn music for our church choir.”
* Acquire appropriate music: Find easy-to-learn material that fits your church theology and the talent level of your singers. Try to perform music, which is uplifting, and entertaining for the choir and congregation. A happy choir is a growing choir.

I was just wondering:
Why are you “IN” a movie, but you're “ON” TV?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
If “Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,” why is there a stupid song about him?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no one would eat?
Why go to the top of a skyscraper, and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Today in history (February 24)
1996 – Cuba shot down 2 U.S. planes
1993 – 35th Annual Grammy Awards winner was Eric Clapton with ‘Tears in Heaven’
1991 – U.S. and its Allies began a ground assault on Iraqi troops in ‘Desert Storm’
1985 – Jim Kelly of The Houston Gamblers of the WFL passed for a record 574 yards in a game
1964 – Cassius Clay defeated Sonny Liston for the Heavyweight Boxing title
1917 – German plan to secure Mexico’s help against the U.S. revealed in the “Zimmerman telegram”
1903 – U.S./Cuba treaty enabled the U.S. to acquire a naval station at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
1836 – 3,000 Mexican troops began their assault on 182 Texans at the Alamo

Church office: (716) 672-2048, Bud: (716) 934-7734, email: mailto:tubamanbud@yahoo.com
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History of the Hymns

February 24, 2008 [Third Sunday in Lent]
‘Joyful, Joyful, We Adore Thee’ (1989) Page 89
Words: Henry van Dyke (1852 - 1933) Music: Ludwig van Beethoven (1770 - 1827)

‘Joyful, Joyful, We Adore Thee’ comes from the ‘Poems of Henry van Dyke’ from 1911. Henry van Dyke (no…no relation to Dick), was recognized as one of the ablest Presbyterian preachers and leading liturgy figures in this country. In addition to achieving fame as a preacher, he served as a professor of literature at Princeton University from 1900 – 1923, was the moderator of his denomination, became a Navy chaplain during World War I, and represented the United States as an ambassador to Holland and Luxembourg under an appointment by President Wilson.
According to Tertius van Dyke, the son of the author, this hymn was written in 1907 while his father was on a preaching visit to Williams College, in Massachusetts. Coming down to breakfast, he placed the manuscript before President Garfield, saying:

“Here is a hymn for you. Your mountains (the Berkshires) were my inspiration. It must be sung to the music of Beethoven’s Hymn to Joy, the finale to the Ninth Symphony. It is one of the classical American hymns of praise to God for the beauties and wonders of nature. It is a joyous outpouring of the soul’s response to the beauty of creation seen in nature and in the lives of the redeemed.”

Meanwhile…1989…19 years ago…in the United States…
President: George H. W. Bush…V.P.: J. Danforth Quayle
Bread: 67¢/loaf, Milk: 54¢/qt., Stamp: 25¢, Min. Wage: $3.35/hr.
Best Picture: ‘Driving Miss Daisy’
Eastern Airlines filed for bankruptcy
Germans began demolishing the Berlin Wall
Billy Graham given a star on Hollywood Boulevard
Rev. Jim Bakker sentenced to 50 years in prison for fraud
‘42nd Street’ musical closed in NYC after 3,486 performances
The Walden Galleria Mall was opened in Cheektowaga

Ref. HymnHistories Cyberhymnal WebEdelic DMarie TanBible Wikipedia BuffaloHistory.com